LazarusLab is the art shop of Remote Mend’s founder, not an external client. Read-only audit on 7 October 2026, re-audit on 11 October 2026, same checks both times.
Designed and built by Remote Mend — the same team that creates new websites and renews existing ones for clients.
At a glance
Before · 3,522 KiBAfter · 475 KiB
Top of the mobile product page in the Lighthouse runs of 7 and 11 October 2026: nothing visible changed, the page got 7× lighter.
Product page weight (mobile)
Before3,522 KiB
After475 KiB
Lighthouse performance (mobile product page)
Before40/100
After82/100
Lighthouse lab data, not real-user data.
One of 9 thin product texts rewritten: Bipolar Horse
BeforeA surreal portrait of inner contradiction. Vibrant colour and distorted form explore the push and pull of the mind.
After (live)A surreal portrait of inner contradiction: one horse, two forces pulling in opposite directions, in colour that refuses to calm down.
The site we designed and built
lazaruslab.net
lazaruslab.net/product/bipolar-horse/
The live site: home and the Bipolar Horse product page at 1440 and 390 px.
Before vs after
Lighthouse lab data, 7 → 11 October 2026.
Mobile product page
Lighthouse performance
40→82/100
Before → After
LCP, mobile product page
Largest Contentful Paint
14.2 s→3.7 s
Before → After
Product page weight
Mobile, transferred
3,522 KiB→475 KiB
Before → After
Mobile homepage
Lighthouse performance
67→92/100
Before → After
Accessibility
Lighthouse, home / shop / product
93 / 97 / 97→100 / 100 / 100
Before → After
axe-core issues
Elements flagged on 9 pages
55→0
Before → After
Third-party cookies before consent
Product page, no banner interaction
6→0
Before → After
Google Analytics (GA4)
After consent
Blocked→Working
Before → After
What was fixed
13 of 18 issues from the 7 October audit resolved; 3 partial, 2 pending.
The fixes were made by Remote Mend.
Express-payment scripts (Stripe buttons, Amazon Pay, hCaptcha) no longer load on product pages; payment stays at checkout.
No third-party cookies before a choice; analytics only after “Accept”.
Security policy (CSP) fixed so Google Analytics works again.
Public staging copy removed from DNS.
Buy-button script error on print pages fixed (56 of 56 pages work).